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I Don't Always Tell Dad Jokes

I Don't Always Tell Dad Jokes - T-Shirts
$24.99
Easy 60 Day Returns Ships in 5-7 Business Days
Color:
Black
Navy
Dark Heather
Cardinal
Size: (View Sizing Chart)
Small
Medium
Large
Extra Large
Double Extra Large
Triple Extra Large

Sizing Guide

Inches Centimeters
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
S
28" 71.12cm
19" 48.26cm
M
29" 73.66cm
20.5" 52.07cm
L
30" 76.20cm
22" 55.88cm
XL
31" 78.74cm
24" 60.96cm
2XL
32" 81.28cm
26" 66.04cm
3XL
33" 83.82cm
28" 71.12cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
S
27.75" 70.49cm
17.25" 43.82cm
M
28.75" 73.03cm
19.25" 48.90cm
L
29.75" 75.57cm
21.25" 53.98cm
XL
30.75" 78.11cm
23.25" 59.06cm
2XL
31.75" 80.65cm
25.25" 64.14cm
3XL
32.5" 82.55cm
27.5" 69.85cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
S
26.5" 67.31cm
19" 48.26cm
M
27.5" 69.85cm
21" 53.34cm
L
28.5" 72.39cm
23" 58.42cm
XL
29.5" 74.93cm
25" 63.50cm
2XL
30" 76.20cm
27" 68.58cm
3XL
30.5" 77.47cm
29" 73.66cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
XS
23.5" 59.69cm
16" 40.64cm
S
25" 63.5cm
18" 45.72cm
M
26" 66.04cm
20" 50.80cm
L
27" 68.58cm
22" 55.88cm
XL
28" 71.12cm
24" 60.96cm
2XL
29" 73.66cm
25" 63.5cm
3XL
30" 76.2cm
28" 71.12cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
Y-XS
20.5" 52.07cm
16" 40.64cm
Y-S
22" 55.88cm
17" 43.18cm
Y-M
23.5" 59.69cm
18" 45.72cm
Y-L
25" 63.5cm
19" 48.26cm
Y-XL
26.5" 67.31cm
20" 50.8cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
Y-S
17" 43.18cm
14" 35.56cm
Y-M
19.5" 49.53cm
16" 40.64cm
Y-L
23" 58.42cm
18.75" 47.63cm
Y-XL
24.5" 62.23cm
20.5" 52.07cm
Size
Approx Age
Approx Infant Length
Approx Weight
6M
3-6 months
17"-24" 6.7-9.4cm
7-15 lbs 3.1-6.8 kg
12M
6-12 months
25"-28" 9.8-11cm
16-22 lbs 7-10 kg
18M
12-18 months
29"-31" 11.4-12.2cm
23-27 lbs 10.4-12.2 kg
24M
18-24 months
32"-34" 12.6-13.4cm
28-30 lbs 12.7-13.6 kg
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
2T
15.5" 39.37cm
13" 33.02cm
3T
16.5" 41.91cm
14" 35.56cm
4T
17.5" 44.45cm
15" 38.10cm
5/6T
18.5" 46.99cm
16" 40.64cm

Length (A): Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the lowest bottom part of shirt.
Width (B): Measured 1" below armpit, edge to edge.

Sizing Tips:
These measurements are the actual garment size when laid down flat. If you are not sure which is the best size is for you, lay one of your comfortable fitting t-shirts flat and measure it using the guide above.

Shrinkage:
All cotton is prone to shrinkage after first wash (even pre-shrunk cotton). Expect 1/4” - 1/2” of shrinkage on the measurements listed above after your first wash.

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Description

I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs
For any dad who thinks they are a comedian. Order one today!

Premium & Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton jersey.

Pullover Hoodie
A comfy hoodie which you can wash over and over without worrying about pilling. Made from pill-resistant 50/50 cotton/polyester blend. 

Shipping + Returns

COVID-19 - Important Notice

Due to COVID-19, our production facility is operating at a reduced capacity. This means orders are taking longer than usual to print and ship, so please allow for some additional production time. Current target is 5-7 business days before shipping.

If you need to cancel an order please don't hesitate to contact us. Thank you for your understanding and support, stay safe.

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Production Process

Our products are custom made to order in your chosen style, color and size. For most orders our production team will print and ship your order within 2-5 business days.

Average delivery time is around 7-10 business days within the USA and 18 business days for delivery outside of the USA.

Shipping Options

FREE USPS Shipping on US orders over $49 and International orders over $79

Delivery Destination Flat Rate Price

Delivery Time
(Business Days)
USA - Flat Rate $4.99 5 - 10
AK/HI/PR/VI - Flat Rate $11.99 12 - 17
Canada - Flat Rate $7.99 10 - 24
International - Flat Rate $9.99 12 - 24

Please note, customers located in AK, HI, VI or PR have a longer delivery time as shown above.

We offer low flat rate shipping options on all orders. This means you can order as many items as you want and you'll never pay more than the flat rate for shipping.

Exchanges & Returns

You will receive a lengthy 60 day returns period should you need to exchange or decide you don't wish to keep your item for any reason. For full details and conditions view our Exchanges & Refunds Policy.

Sizing Guide

Sizing Guide

Inches Centimeters
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
S
28" 71.12cm
19" 48.26cm
M
29" 73.66cm
20.5" 52.07cm
L
30" 76.20cm
22" 55.88cm
XL
31" 78.74cm
24" 60.96cm
2XL
32" 81.28cm
26" 66.04cm
3XL
33" 83.82cm
28" 71.12cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
S
27.75" 70.49cm
17.25" 43.82cm
M
28.75" 73.03cm
19.25" 48.90cm
L
29.75" 75.57cm
21.25" 53.98cm
XL
30.75" 78.11cm
23.25" 59.06cm
2XL
31.75" 80.65cm
25.25" 64.14cm
3XL
32.5" 82.55cm
27.5" 69.85cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
S
26.5" 67.31cm
19" 48.26cm
M
27.5" 69.85cm
21" 53.34cm
L
28.5" 72.39cm
23" 58.42cm
XL
29.5" 74.93cm
25" 63.50cm
2XL
30" 76.20cm
27" 68.58cm
3XL
30.5" 77.47cm
29" 73.66cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
XS
23.5" 59.69cm
16" 40.64cm
S
25" 63.5cm
18" 45.72cm
M
26" 66.04cm
20" 50.80cm
L
27" 68.58cm
22" 55.88cm
XL
28" 71.12cm
24" 60.96cm
2XL
29" 73.66cm
25" 63.5cm
3XL
30" 76.2cm
28" 71.12cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
Y-XS
20.5" 52.07cm
16" 40.64cm
Y-S
22" 55.88cm
17" 43.18cm
Y-M
23.5" 59.69cm
18" 45.72cm
Y-L
25" 63.5cm
19" 48.26cm
Y-XL
26.5" 67.31cm
20" 50.8cm
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
Y-S
17" 43.18cm
14" 35.56cm
Y-M
19.5" 49.53cm
16" 40.64cm
Y-L
23" 58.42cm
18.75" 47.63cm
Y-XL
24.5" 62.23cm
20.5" 52.07cm
Size
Approx Age
Approx Infant Length
Approx Weight
6M
3-6 months
17"-24" 6.7-9.4cm
7-15 lbs 3.1-6.8 kg
12M
6-12 months
25"-28" 9.8-11cm
16-22 lbs 7-10 kg
18M
12-18 months
29"-31" 11.4-12.2cm
23-27 lbs 10.4-12.2 kg
24M
18-24 months
32"-34" 12.6-13.4cm
28-30 lbs 12.7-13.6 kg
Size
Length (A)
Width (B)
2T
15.5" 39.37cm
13" 33.02cm
3T
16.5" 41.91cm
14" 35.56cm
4T
17.5" 44.45cm
15" 38.10cm
5/6T
18.5" 46.99cm
16" 40.64cm

Length (A): Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the lowest bottom part of shirt.
Width (B): Measured 1" below armpit, edge to edge.

Sizing Tips:
These measurements are the actual garment size when laid down flat. If you are not sure which is the best size is for you, lay one of your comfortable fitting t-shirts flat and measure it using the guide above.

Shrinkage:
All cotton is prone to shrinkage after first wash (even pre-shrunk cotton). Expect 1/4” - 1/2” of shrinkage on the measurements listed above after your first wash.

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