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Don't mess with me I get paid to stab people with sharp objects
The perfect t-shirt for any proud paramedic. Order yours today!
Premium, Women's Fit & Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton jersey. Heathered colors contain part polyester.
Pullover Hoodie
A comfy hoodie which you can wash over and over without worrying about pilling. Made from pill-resistant 50/50 cotton/polyester blend.
COVID-19 - Important Notice
We are fully operational and fulfilling most orders within our regular production time frames.
However, we are experiencing transit delays with USPS on some orders as shipping providers are currently dealing with very high volume. As such, we can't guarantee specific delivery dates at this time. If your order is delayed, please allow for some additional transit time.
Thank you for your patience and support, stay safe.
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Production Process
Our products are custom made to order in your chosen style, color and size. For most orders our production team will print and ship your order within 2-5 business days.
Average delivery time is around 7-10 business days within the USA and 18 business days for delivery outside of the USA.
Shipping Options
FREE USPS Shipping on US orders over $49 and International orders over $79
| Delivery Destination | Flat Rate Price |
Delivery Time |
| USA - Flat Rate | $4.99 | 5 - 10 |
| AK/HI/PR/VI - Flat Rate | $11.99 | 12 - 17 |
| Canada - Flat Rate | $7.99 | 10 - 24 |
| International - Flat Rate | $9.99 | 12 - 24 |
Please note, customers located in AK, HI, VI or PR have a longer delivery time as shown above.
We offer low flat rate shipping options on all orders. This means you can order as many items as you want and you'll never pay more than the flat rate for shipping.
Exchanges & Returns
You will receive a lengthy 60 day returns period should you need to exchange or decide you don't wish to keep your item for any reason. For full details and conditions view our Exchanges & Refunds Policy.
Sizing Guide
